WHAT THE HELL.
WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE HELL.
THIS REVIEW IS DARK AND FULL OF SPOILERS. THIS IS A “DISCUSSION” to the trauma named Finale!!
How do you even recover from that kind of a finale?! Lets recollect, shall we?
Cersei has her walk of shame.
Arya crosses one name off her to-do list and loses her sight for it.
Daenerys is left surrounded by Dothraki.
Myrcella is poisoned by Elaria Sand.
Sansa and Theon jump out of Winterfell.
Stannis is probably killed by Brienne. To avenge Renly.
And last but definitely not least, Olly kills Jon Snow.
I’m not even gonna talk. *stares at the screen for 17 seconds*. Why would they do this to us? I mean, what is wrong with George Effing R.R. Martin ?! That guy has some serious issues. OMG.
Okay, Cersie Lannister. I know she’d confess. They were driving her insane. But THIS kind of atonement?! She would have rotted in that cell, if she had known – I’m sure. Have you ever thought you’d feel sorry for Cersie? I never did. I was getting a gig out of it when she got hit by the spoon. But damn, this was really really sad. I’m not saying she doesn’t deserve it. But still sad. Dammmmmmn. Lena Headey was AH-MAY-ZING.Btw, that new Kingsguard? Who do you think he is ? The Hound? :/ Cause we never saw him die..and this is the Game of Thrones :/
Okay Arya. I love you girl. But I never for a single moment thought you’d be SOOOOOO CRUELLY BRUTAL. I shut my laptop screen down and just listened to the dialogues. Cruel. Worst than Oberyn’s death.! That is saying something !! (Damn, I loved Oberyn). And is she like, blind now.?? :O That wouldnt even surprise me at this point. You are even lucky to stay alive, Ms.Stark!
Okay, Daenerys went on a la-la ride with Drogon in E09 (that was one kick-ass episode!). She now finds herself in the middle of nowhere, no idea how to return to Meereen with this wounded hungry dragon – wait for it- and surrounded by Dothrakis. Are they her attackers? I mean, isn’t she their Khaleesi ? :/ Clarify please? (She dropped her ring. Smooth move, Dan! ;))
Myrcella gets a poison kiss from Elaria. What a touch. Only Elaria has the antidote to keep her alive. Myrcella dies? (Not sure, we dint see her die). I liked it that she and Jamie were sharing a daddy-daughter moment. I liked her for a max of TWO episodes – now she is probably dead. Good job, Martin! >_<
Sansa is stupid, dumb and the most boring character this season. I knew Petyr Baelish instructed her and all that. But Ramsay? Pffft. Stupid. I wouldnt miss her even if she died. But browny points for
Reek Theon Greyjoy for stepping up! 🙂 (by jumping down? 😀 )
Stannis becomes the most cruel person when he sacrifices Princess Shireen. I effing hate you Melisandre! I really never though Stannis was the One True King and all. So, I’m not sad he is gone. In fact I’m happy he died, for what he did to Shireen. I like his Hand guy more. (Whats his name? ) But did Stannis die ? They didn’t show us. Brienne jus lifted her sword :/ ?
And Jon Snow. White Walkers. For the eye-contact you shared with the blue-eyed creepy thingy. For being pretty. For having Ghost. For knowing nothing! But come back please? :'(
Now that the Red Woman is here, cant she summon the Lord Of Light or someone and bring him back to life? We know you like him . Please?
Olly is the most hated person on the internet right now -_- Rightfully so. !!
Well, what do y’all think? What did you love and hate? 🙂 No matter how much I curse the show and the writers, it is EPIC. Purely Epic. Loving it and I can’t imagine the wait for Season 6 already 😐
Some of my fave GoT memes :
VALAR MORGHULIS. Damn straight.